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Rick you worry me sometimes. Thats very weird.

Erm.... you sure it was electrical? no cracks down the walls or anything, or maybe a tree branch falling off...

I am in so much pain. Hardly slept a wink again last night Trev made cakes all weekend and sent some home for me. I have just eaten the most gorgeous bakewell tart.

The person I'm supposed to be having the affair with is the last person on earth I would do it with! Arse bruises are very odd, they look like I've been battered with a chip pan basket, clusters of purple dots. I'm pretty sure I'd have noticed that happening didn't even know they were there til I was bending over in front of the mirror putting fake tan on my thighs.

My RMF's My back is agony I am eating home made choc chip cookies [not made in my home btw] I am apparantly having an affair I have two very strange bruises, one on each arse cheek. This is not related to the alleged affair but goodness knows how they got there!

Me neither Alex. Crate rest???? can you take the phone in there with you please.

There are very very few people I really dislike but there are several I would avoid spending time with. They probably fall into Hellys "Can't be arsed" category. I have a few acquaintances who I used to like a lot but who did something that made me mistrust them. I'd still speak and probably still spend some time with these people but I'd never trust them again, which is a shame because I prefer open honest relationships. I tend to dislike certain characteristics rather than disliking the person as a whole. Pam you've never met anyone perfect because you haven't met me!

Nige

So sorry for your loss Angie. The verse is lovely and I'm sure its very appropriate

RMF I have not spent lots, or indeed any money on pants. One day I might start wearing them then I'll have to. I hurt my back yesterday. It hurts lots. I was hanging onto a very boingy dog who was insistent on trying to pull me down a very wet and slippery bank into a lake. Nibbulz, Sams last remaining rat was pts today after she developed another huge tumour. Sam is very upset and blames himself. Congratulations Kelly

Safe journey both of you. Look forward to the updates. xx

If it rains any more I'm going to build an Ark.

erm. No. Melf has seen some but thats not the same as having your baps out on a public forum. And they're not nice enough to be publicised anyhow.

The photo session I got bought a while back... the pics have been emailed. Oh dear. Some people, particularly some ladies of a certain age really should not have nekkid and semi nekkid photos taken. Been to Bonnie Scotland for the weekend and am now back, how is everyone?

1. Name the one professional sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. White Water Rafting 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? Niagra Falls 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? Cucumber 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? Strawberry 5. In many liquor stores you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is Whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? The bottom of the bottle was added after the pear was inserted. Or maybe its an inflatable pear and was blown up inside the bottle. Perhaps there was a series of little strings pulling it into position like they do with ships. 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them. Dwarf, Dweller, Dwagon [as in fire breathing monster] 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? Colon, semi colon, apostrophe, full stop, comma, exclamation mark 8. Name the o nly vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. Cucumber 9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.' Socks, shoes, sandals, slippers, scholls, erm....

Owner has been located. Thanks everyone

Gah. Had to use phone as camera not here. Trying to email them now. Can't get me and the kids so just got kids but you have my permission to use them as needed.

I had a CKCS with a grade 5 murmur and eye ulcers. She was on Fortekor and did very well for about 2 years before her heart failed. We paid approx £30 per month for that but you can buy it online for £22. [prescription needed] I can't remember the stuff we used for eye ulcers but I'm sure the combined cost was nowehere near £100 per month [it may well have been £50] I seem to remember that both meds were much cheaper to buy from either a chemist or online than from the vets. [My vet was charging silly money to issue a script though so we didn't bother] Hope they can sort something out.

Bean soup hasn't affected my keyboard at all. In fact I think it dislodged an old crisp lurking behind the C key. Its now working luffley. Has anyoe every been on a Flabelos machine? If you haven't you should try it [but don't look at your wobbly bits wobbling, its nasty]

I can just picture Melf having a go at the postie bloke. What a knob! I don't like the noo forum. I had problems doing modly stuff on the old one now I daren't press anything

Nice effort Uke. I particularly like the dog hairs stuck to the gunk

Kathy40uk has arranged for someone to visit the houses tomorrow morning. Thanks Kathy! If the owner can't be found there's nothing we can do but at least we'll have tried everything. Kazz I hope the AA didn't keep Dave waiting too long.

I have just dolloped a spoonful of bean soup onto and into my keyboard.

I'm so so pleased for Mattie. I really wanted her but personal circumstances put the kybosh on things. Wishing her many happy years with her new family

How weird. I was having same probs wih massive gaps but changed to the whte skin and its ok now. Blue skin still leaves me with hyooge gaps.