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'bert that is a VERY good tshirt

Cher

Hello Loobie

Hello Anne RM Jack quote during breakfast and to my mother, 'my daddy has a big willie, mummy doesn't tho she just has fluff'

Beautiful Skeeter Thinking of you and wishing you well

hi guys Mel, Riles is 8 this birthday and Im just not used to putting his food down and it going straight away, breakfast is usually there til it gets changed at teatime or next doors ginger tom eats it which ever happens first When he first came he was a snaffler and a counter surfer, as he settled in he got picky but now although he doesn't surf, steal or bin raid he will lick your biscuit/cheese/other tasty morsel if he can reach it and then look at you as if to say 'you gonna eat that then?' He can hear the fridge opening from bed yet oddly not his name being called if he feels that way inclined (joke). It's like he's watching pingpong if H and I are having Saturday night tv curry night and you can feel his hot breath and tickly whiskers right behind you if you're chopping at the counter. Having said all that he still won't eat just anything (fruit, veg, Jack Droppings i.e. crisps etc) so maybe as you say with Az Victoria, he's just becoming more partial to a tasty morsel - or three Fee, he's not exhibiting any other symptoms but thank you

Do Greys get hungrier as they get older?? I can't fill Riles which from a hound who has always needed free feeding to get him to eat and who goes on hunger strike when stressed is completely odd. He's been wormed and isnt exercising any more than before so I just wondered if its a breed thing or an age thing? Also he's neither lost weight or gained weight. Ta

Dear James: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving myhusband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become incr easingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Lucy Brayling (Mrs) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Lucy: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber. I hope this helps. James.

Happy Birthday Wishing you a lovely day edited cos my flowers didn't work

Hello Not been 'here' for a few days, been tundert weather and far too hormonal for polite company Nice to be back tho, still down in the dumps as H is away but I shan't bore you with that, I'll tottle off for a catch up..... Hope everyone is okay x

Thank you all very much - tis very kind and I really appreciate it

Sending love to Mindy and her family. Thank you all again for positive JJ thoughts and calming replies - glad to know its not just me and Im in good company. Nighty Night. Sleep well all. x

Theresa, Brandy is also good Thank you all for your good thoughts, JJ's temperature has come down and he's sleeping, Im popping in every half hour tho Is iit just me or are we genetically programmed to fear the worst?

My little man is unwell if anyone can spare some good thoughts. He was really lethargic this lunchtime and wouldn't eat so he had a good long sleep, woke up had an apple went to play in the garden and developed a raging temperature, went really shivery and just wanted to go to sleep. We've been to the docs who thinks its a viral infection but Ive to keep an eye on him overnight. He just wants to sleep bless him

Right night night all x Elliesparks, thinking nonitchy thoughts for you Sam and Mark you are wonderful people Michelle, ouch - Im cringing for you

Aaaaahhhhh the joys of girlie bits Speaking of which, Im booked in for a wax next week, usually I'd have either a glass of wine or a couple of ibruprofen beforehand but neither are options now......needs must tho - I may no longer be able to see it but it must be like going to bed with a woolly mammoth for H

Ellie, get thee to NHS direct and look up thrush - most informative I seem to recall mine didn't start to itch for a few days but when it starts its fecking awful!

Bum. I forgot Im at the hospital in the morning for a jab and a blood test. I have no visible veins in my arms

For you both, hope your mum is feeling better

You see, now I feel bad, if you like the dolls head in the cowpat you should keep the cowpat

Theresa, many years ago I watched a trash tv documentary on cosmetic enhancements/adjustments etc for the lower half and anal bleaching has to be *the* worst thing I have ever had the misfortune to learn about. Worse than that??

Anything less reminiscent of a Hammer House of Horror waxwork chew your tendons doll type creature would be a good start

Surely not????

Chery-be-jo that avatar is giving me the willies. Why and where did it come from and please send it back

Come on Sparkly, out with it (the question, clearly) if I can do it you can do it Oh and I found and posted that book Evening everybody Laura, that's fabulous and a testament to you