Paul

In all seriousness I feel sorry for the way he has turned out, we are convinced the aggression and his fear of shiny floors stems from a visit to a vetinary school to discuss treatments for his HD. First he spread eagled in reception and I ended up carrying him in as he wouldn't move a muscle after getting up. Then during the consultation the vet pulled one of his rear legs right back almost trying to straighten it, needless to say Bob went bonkers, the xrays showed his sockets were quite jagged and not formed at all so it was probably very painful. Since then his FA is something we live with, we know what situations cause it and how not to end up there but sometimes there aren't too many options. 99% of the time he's a perfect dog and loves attention and having his tummy tickled but because of the 1% chance of something happening we never let him play with anyone else unsupervised. What I now need is a tranquiliser dart for the next attempt at a vet visit

Hmm, me again and that damn dog again Today, this is where I nearly got his muzzle on in time before heading off to the vet for a jab. The sedative that should have taken 45 mins to kick in didn't. Notice the scar from the last one Anyone want a fear aggressive dog?

You shouldn't, these scammers are the scum of the earth and wouldn't think twice about empting your bank account of every last penny, they have no morals and will try every trick they can think of to steal everything they can from you, if it that means some victims being murdered when they met to 'do the deal'. It's estimated 419 crimes amount to about $750 Million dollars per year worldwide. If you fancy having a go at one they even have their own conference, click here for details and a review The trophy room at 419eater is hilarious

I got sent some piccies today but what I want to know is, how does this little lump turn into this

Correction, the day has been topped off by EDF telling me that the two sections of the company (metering and networks) aren't allowed to give each other the notes on the status of our fault because of 'data protection' I have to phone each one in turn to find out who exactly is responsible for the current piss poor customer service and whether this house will ever get an earth supply fitted

I had a sh1t morning at work and the day was just about topped off when I got in the car to drive home to hear this piece of crap on the radio. Talk about a one sided tabloid media driven agenda, as usual Vine puts words into the mouths of the victims to suit the article and when they did read out something from a pro dog person it was cleverly cut short to make it sound stupid. I ended up shouting and swearing at the radio, I guess it didn't help much Am now on the phone to EDF to find out why I'm still waiting for some fecker to come round and sort our supply out and am going to round in circles on some crappy menu system, I am about to scream loudly.

Now, if you'd bought five of them and a pair of rollerskates you'd be larfing, imagine how quickly you could get round

Morning all, five members online at ten to five in the morning?

Were they named after the oil rig?

Mungo surpassed himself today, he sicked up an entire frog, dead when it came up but we have no idea if it was when he ate it. The pond is now fenced off.

He'll be fine, it's us and the vet I'm worried about, you don't fancy taking him next time you're down this way? Edited to add is Glynne OK?

Try and keep up at the back, the powers that be have decreed that you are a host now not a mod Some bad news in the post this morning, Bob is due his boosters next month, that'll be sedatives all round then

I remember Allison measuring the bedroom for carpet as I was away working abroad, when it arrived she still tried to blame me once she realised she should have allowed the extra bit for the doorway

hmm, me too, now where's that mag gone.

When Laura was born a friend of ours had her horoscope done, I'm a huge cynic of things astrological but 17 years on it's frighteningly accurate.

RMF1 We are in the middle of a monsoon, the streetlights have come on, $ky TV has gone and there is loads of thunder, so far we've had a bit of barking but not too much. RMF2 Mungo's bum isn't watertight. Any recommendations for washing machines please, 7 litres or more, quiet, £300 and less? Ours has died and I can't fix it

You mean THIS ONE?

When you look at the disk in Windows explorer can you see any files on it or does it keep spinning the disk without showing anything? Based on what's been said so far it sounds like the drive doesn't like the CD or the drive is stuffed, does it read other CDs OK or have you had similar problems with other disks?

Would a fork do?

Maybe because although they can't be arsed to lift one finger to help an elderly or infirm relative they hate anyone else doing it? I've lost count of the times Allison has had near arguments with clients sons/daughters on the phone because she can't cover a call and has asked them if they'd mind helping mum/dad get ready for bed, and these are the ones that live in the same house! Many seem to see aging parents as a hassle and are waiting for them to pop their clogs so they can make a quick profit on the house

We've got some idiot letting them off here too, is it a significant date or summat?

2am this morning we got woken up by Mungo jumping off the bed and reaching, a quick heave later and Allison starts swearing, gets up and cleans the mess up from the bedroom floor before Bob tucks in, I do the honourable thing and feign sleep I get up at 4am for work, walk into the front room to find Meggie Moo has done a huge runny poo over the rug. Is this Karma in action?

So sorry to hear the sad news about Blue

Funny you should say that, this lot stopped long enough to get this yesterday afternoon

Hi Nick, Great site, very easy on the eye and no flashy bits to distract you Just my opinion of course but a comments box could be handy and/or a 'how many' option. We never put the dogs name on our tags and I'd like to buy three identical ones, at the moment there doesn't appear to be any obvious way of doing it in one go or letting the person at the other end know I want three. The other thing is the line "For cheque payments please make a cheque for £5.50 payable to Mill Rescue, write the order number (above)" The (above) confused me, is this something that is given after order completion as there doesn't appear to be one on the page at the moment. Is there a limit to the amount of letters on each line, the fourth line on the small heart doesn't look as if it could take as many as the top line of the big heart. Once I've worked out how to get into my Paypal account I'll order three of them