ClazUK
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Oops 5 and I'm not even blonde
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Gusset *snigger*
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Sir
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Seamstress
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Soldier
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Lurchers
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Elope
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rigging
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MARK :o Melon
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Baps
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socks
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Crying with laughter here :lol:
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Stocking
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Barrier
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Sam killed Word Association ;) It's Glist isn't it (the cheapo dishwasher stuff?) Powerball
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So sorry Kerri Sleep tight Hobo
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Kathy, thank you for the defence but I think I am closer to your age than you might believe The long bloomers seem particularly appealing at the moment as it's blummin cold out in the paddocks. Sam, I will take you up on the kind offer of a paper bag, but could you please ensure it's in animal print? I need to co-ordinate it with my lycra leggings.
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Pudding
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Dear Aunty Melps, I am terminally depressed due to being a transexual cross between Jackie Stallone and that woman from Cell Block H (and I still can't walk in heels). I already own anti wrinkle cream and have an account at Bon Marche so I think there is little hope for me. Do vets PTS aged trannies and if so, should I opt for the individual cremation with the nice pine box, or just get them to put me in the clinical waste bin? Ooook
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Due to my hedonistic lifestyle (and my sick dog), I have had about 8 hours sleep in 2 days. How do I get that 'fresh as a daisy' look back? (It has been missing for about 20 years to be honest....)
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Outed as a transvestite and dumped in less than 24 hours..... off to find a tall building to jump off PS: Melp, I have a veeeeeeery fetching photo of you, so watch it :P
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Fancy outing me on a public forum I better go break the news to my hubby... and my Tuesday night date...
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Melllllllaaneeeeeeeeeee, help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... I have a big date on Tuesday night and have bought a new handbag, a posh frock and new shoes. Unfortunately I have not worn heels since we bought the kennels and appear to have forgotten how. Can you please tell me how to look like a laydee in my high heels instead of a bricklayer in drag? Thanking you in anticipation, Ooooooooooooook
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Bloody 'ell Rick, you old hippie, I bet those memories are very hazy.... You'll be quoting Gong lyrics next Here's mine: I pictured a rainbow, you held it in your hand I had flashes but... you saw the plan
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Dear Aunty MelPs, where can I buy such a product? Aunty Snow, today I have been avoiding small willy sites but I looked at one last night in my face pack and I now have cracks all round my mouth and chin. Is Polyfilla the best product for these? Clazooook
