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The *I don't have a clue what the heck this is all about, but I'll wander in anyway and make a meaningless post* bump

Hello

Hello

Ah, I expect my confusion arose as not all members were updated at the same time? There didn't seem to be much logic looking at a member joining on xx xx 06 with 100 posts being 'established' and another having joined in 2005 with 300 posts not being so Thank you for your explanation. In respect of the rescue representatives, personally I would find it useful to know which rescue they represent - it is not always immediately apparent? Useful in as much as when volunteering for transport runs etc. one can appear quite dense when approached by someone you had no idea was actually connected with the rescue at all This is a special kind of stupidity peculiar to me though, perhaps

Could someone explain to me the membership 'groups' on The Refuge please? I am confused as to what a 'member' is in relation to an 'established member' both in terms of criteria and effect. Also the definition of a 'rescue representative' please. Thank you

RMF: It is always helpful to have a law that clearly defines when a person is legally intoxicated. In Kentucky, anyone who has been drinking is considered sober until he or she cannot hold onto the ground.

Melp, I am sorry to see that you have a nasty case of boobusgiganticus it's a side effect of the diminishment of brain cells, apparently - also turns your hair bleached blonde I suggest eating lots of fish oils, dyeing your hair black and donning a playtex 24 hour girdle. HTH

*snorting* @ Alex Oh gosh, I'm nearly up to 200 now - but at least we need not celebrate for another 101

It is just 'significant' post numbers that are celebrated ....... Hello

That's When The Music Takes Me - Neil Sedaka (1975)

Sorry, Cheshire

Oh it's probably just me but now I've seen you, you couldn't give me contact details for Lab Rescue covering Disley/Stockport area could you Mindy?? Thanking you in anticipation edit - not someone wanting rid, someone looking to adopt that is

Pardon, YingTong

Thank you, I think I am all caught up now

Thank you But it is most disconcerting

Could anyone tell me why the last fred disappeared from the archive while I was catching up??

*shudders* at the graphic childbirth information, eternally thankful about having had hysterectomy

I appear to have made my first foray into ebat-world

Where there's a will there's a way (don't worry about the wussbag cats, a nice cat friendly is what you need )

Trudi, take care of yourself and drive carefully please

'ello Wendy I could not torment poor Melp further by reproducing *that* photo, I thought I would sing to her to make her feel better

/sing on Where did you get that hat Where did you get that tile Isn't it a nobby one And just the proper style I should like to have one Just the same as that Wherever I go they'd shout "Hello" Where did you get that hat /sing off Hello all

Good Afternoon

I just gave you Arthur Askey Would you prefer Benny Hill You could hear the hoofbeats pound As they raced across the ground And the clatter of the wheels As they spun round and round And he galloped into Market Street, His badge upon his chest His name was Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west. Now Ernie loved a widow, A lady known as Sue She lived all alone in Lily Lane At number twenty-two They said she was too good for him, She was haughty, proud and chic But Ernie got his cocoa there Tthree times every week They called him Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west She said she'd like to bathe in milk, He said, "All right, sweetheart." And when he finished work one night He loaded up the cart He asked if she wanted pasteurised, 'Cos pasteurised is best She says, "Ernie I'll be happy If it comes up to me chest." That tickled old Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west. Now Ernie had a rival, An evil-looking man Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington And he drove the baker's van He tempted her with his treacle tarts And his tasty wholemeal bread And when she saw the size of his hot meat pies It very nearly turned her head She nearly swooned at his macaroons And he said, "Now if you treat me right You'll have hot rolls every morning, And crumpets every night. He knew once she sampled his layer cake He'd have his wicked way And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day Poor Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west. One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse And cart outside her door It drove him mad to find it was still there At half past four And as he leapt down from his van hot blood Through his veins did course And he went across to Ernie's cart And he didn't half kick his horse Whose name was Trigger And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west. Now Ernie rushed out into the street, His gold-top in his hand He said, "If you wanna marry Susie You fight for her like a man!" "Oh why don't we play cards for her?" He sneeringly replied "And just to make it interesting We'll have a shilling on the side." Now Ernie dragged him from his van And beneath the blazing sun They stood there face to face, And Ted went for his bun But Ernie was too quick for him, Things didn't go the way Ted planned And a strawberry flavoured yoghurt Sent it spinning from his hand. Now Sue she ran between them, And tried to keep them apart But Ernie pushed her aside and a rock cake Caught him underneath his heart As he looked up in pained surprise, At the concrete-hardened crust A stale pork pie caught him in the eye And Ernie bit the dust. Poor Ernie ("Ernie!") And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west. Ernie was only fifty-two, He didn't want to die And now he's gone to make deliveries In that milkround in the sky Where the customers are angels And ferocious dogs are banned And a milkman's life is full of fun In that fairy dairy land But a woman's needs are many-fold, And Sue, she married Ted. But strange things happened on their wedding night As they lay in their bed. Was that the trees a-rustling, Or the hinges of the gate? Or Ernie's ghostly gold-tops A-rattling in their crate? They won't forget Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west!