snow Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Donated by me Meet Marty The Xmas Moose Marty is rather a stunning piece of tat, in fact I will go so far as to say that he eclipses all previous tat offered before in a Refuge auction! Now I can hear all you naysayers crying out that he doesn't look "that bad" - and you would be right - he has rather grown on me, I can't decide whether it's his gormless expression, the fact he's cross eyed, or the fact that he isn't so much as a moose as a bear pretending to be a moose. But no that's not it at all - you see Marty has hidden depths to his tatness the first being that if you hold him in your hand he grows warm and once he gets warm well then he gets ermmmmm sticky although the paint does not come off on your hands (thank goodness lol) but even his warm stickiness doesn't quite swing it - noooo that honour goes to the fact that once warm and sticky he begins to smell ..... of cheese Now I ask you dear fugees when have we ever had a piece of tat offered for sale that is odd to look at, odd to touch and above all odd to smell? Marty has it all! Bid generously - you wont be disappointed!! Postage paid by snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 £1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snow Posted October 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 ppht I am not parting with him for that £2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 £5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lulu's mum Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 I've got quite fond of him over the past week or so ... £5.50 please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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