Annie

Thanks Wendy We went to Cumbria and stayed HERE everyone had a great time, we even got snow on friday

Got back from holiday yesterday about 5pm so why am I sitting here thinking I need another already Is it the pile of washing etc that is looking at me or the fact that I have to go food shopping as the cupboard is bare

We've just come back today from Greenbank ( we stayed in Greenbank View) I agree 100% with Angiek9, just a fabulous place

>There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me >Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Well >Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her >first day promptly 8:00 a.m. The next day at 8:45 there is a knock >at the Personnel Manager's door. > >The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins >to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly >slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production >line behind schedule. > >The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the >2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line >is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory >floor and they're really beginning to pile up. > >At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle >Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of >small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little >piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully >sew the little package between Elmo's legs. > >The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of >hysterics he pull's himself together and Approaches Lena. "I'm >sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I >think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you >yesterday............. > >"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there will be a large elderly population with perky boobs or huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them

Would it spook him less if you popped a sock over the plastic bag when he went out

Sorry, me stupid too

We go on holiday to Cumbria tomorrow and I really should do some packing

Ooops I hope you really want it

This is the little lady, she's called Miya She's been with Mary in Ireland since she was found on someone's doorstep nearly frozen

It is We will soon have 3 hounds

I'm expecting a very special delivery from Ireland on monday

I've just read the article, you are indeed a special person

Run free at the bridge sweetheart