KarenM

Hello I have joined facebook, and the Refuge Rocks. I dont know how to use facebook well yet (been on it a week or two - slow) My friends keep on sending me rude stuff!!!! Just opened up my own group - I love rescuedb - if any one wants to join? (only got one member - me hehehe) Hello

You do fill in your application form, to become a member of Charlies Angels, but in your speed and lack of consentration you send it to the wrong address and become a member of the "Hells Angels", and you have to move to America. They are now planning a run out to the Rainy Forest Jungle, and guess who also is in your Chapter - its the good old Mr Harris, and Mandy Jewel Queen of the jungle with her pink scooter bike and side carridge!!! I wish I could Corrupt the wish Corrupter

So you dont wear your baseball cap, your in the rainy forest jungle - but if you had worn your hat, you would not be in a burning pot of water with all the other visitors who got captured by the rainy forest jungle cannibal tribe. If you had wore your hat, it was a sign from the Gods that you with the "hat head" would be crowned king or queen of the Rainy Forest Jungle, and have all the gold and jewels of the Rainy Forest Kingdom and a life of majesty forever. I wish I could find my perfect place to live.

You dont win a penny on the lottery - be instead Keith gives you the millions - condition of carridge - you must keep the bum thing quiet and participate in this your self for one year each day!!!!!! You agree, as you want to save the dogs!!! You now have a slight limp but a perminant smile on your face. I wish I could chew chewing gum and walk and talk at the same time.

You do stop coughing and you swell up and up and explode out an egg.... because secretly your Keith Harris Love chick, you call the baby lungvil, and your green with envy about the bum thing!! I wish I could run faster than my dog.

You never again have to go to the supermarket - but you never meet the life long best friend who has a job working on the check out counter! I wish Peter Piper did'nt have to pick a peck of pickled pepper.

No one was ever RUDE to you ever again - with this fact you join a nunnery/monastery place - and you dont like it there, the sign says... no animals allowed, no talking and Shhhusshh. I wish I could be a tree... (a pink one)

Grown ups did listen - and they did'nt ever have any children. (hope i got this right?) I wish I could wish

One of mine like to Back UP to number two. My old boy sometimes likes to walk and number two.

Pre recorded - someone get me the tape now - I can not wait!!! (me too)

Last Chance Animal Rescue Last Chance - New Romney rescue

So excited!!!! Fortune Million Pound Givaway - 8pm ITV 1 - tonight Last Chance Animal Rescue is on it!!! - Come on Last Chance, get lots of cash. Can't wait, for 8 pm. So, so, so, excited, have to share it with you. Tell every one, jumping up and down!!!

karen need to grow up !!!! well that was easy peasie