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A Fairy Joke


siadwell

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A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

 

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

 

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being so loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

 

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

 

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

 

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

 

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. '

 

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

 

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! The husband became 92 years old.

 

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful b%$£ards should remember fairies are female......

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