Mommy Bear

Off to the Black Isle (Inverness) for a wild week (wild weatherwise I suspect) so and to all as needed. I know I'll never catch up when I get back

Second Chance Kennels, Fife

*Snorrrrrrtttt* Oooops. Sooooo funny -especially Endless Love

Who's a scrummy hampster Tom Cruise

Humphrey Bogart

Doggie Quotes "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene Hill "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." Dave Barry "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." Penny Ward Moser "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." Aldous Huxley "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." Robert Benchley "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." Sue Murphy "Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" Unknown "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." Unknown "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." August Strindberg "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." Joe Weinstein "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." James Thurber "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." Nora Ephron "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." Dereke Bruce "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" Dr. Tom Cat "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." Edward Abbey "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." Unknown "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." Unknown "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." Christopher Morley "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." Holbrook Jackson "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andrew A. Rooney "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion" Unknown "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." Mark Twain "I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." Abraham Lincoln "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Unknown "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." Smiley Blanton "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." John Steinbeck

And his reply was (that is if you can remember of course)

Completely lost the plot of RMF so will not try to catch up as there will be a new one soon Going to miss the first week of that tho cos I'm off to Englandshire tomorrow to catch up with my three grandchildren who are over from Hong Kong.

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car ane you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Answer below* Get your sorry drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

See, I told you I was thick Thank you Helly (off to look)

Please bear with me - I are as thick as a thick thing I've tried going back through this thread but can't find what I'm looking for Please tell me again about the Avon "stuff" that keeps the nasties away. The one I thought it was, Dry Oil Spray, just says its a moisture spray. Heeelllllp

Strange noise in the house couldn't figure where or what it was. Sounded like washing machine about to expire; dog working up to an upchuk or DB filing at something small with a blunt instrument!! Actually, it was Coco lying with her nose next to an empty topless bottle and "blowing" across the top of it

Go Get Em Girl

Sleep Tight Anne Off to bed now - picking up the lovely Roxy tomorrow and taking her to Ena Nite Nite Evee Buddy

My name is Sandra and I'M doing a transport run tomorrow

Today I will be mostly sitting around (in front of the PC if I can get away with it) cos I did an hour Pilates and 1/2 hour swim this morning and I is feeling a bitty frail

CONGRATULATIONS KIRI AND BEST WISHES FOR MUCH HAPPINESS

Nite eveee buddy

No Ta, I've already got one

Much Happy Hols Elain - did you find your bottom ?

Yeahhhh The postman just brought be £50 win on the premium bonds (first ever since I've had them which is yonks) That will pay for my crate.

Melp, hope things improve for you very very soon. Positive thoughts for you and yours S.

Ooohhh have you tried the Ginger and Mango one. Very Special

Kazz is that a Landseer in you avatar and is it yours ?? I lurve landseers - even thought about painting white sploges on Duke Nah, just kidding

RMF Dove Golden Glow Body Lotion comes off on towels - especially the white ones they have at the gym