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ranirottie

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  1. A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

     

    He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

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  2. Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses..... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door :rolleyes: x

  3. wish we could join in the camping but our caravan lives in Devon and I think it might fall apart if we were to tow it all the way here,then to Canine Capers,back here and then back to Devon. She is rather elderly now and things tend to go wrong and fall off with elderly caravans no matter how much you love them. :mecry: x

  4. My hubby says that he doesn't like dogs,he doesn't dislike them,just doesn't see the need for them! He moans about them ruining the lawn,digging up the flowers,peeing on the floor when it's raining outside,leaving muddy footprints on the floor and hair floating around etc etc etc but he always fills up their water bowls first thing every morning,constantly refills the food bowls (we do grazing feeding)carefully shares out out any tasty leftovers and puts the bedding back on the bed if it falls off. Those and a dozen more "caring" things. I also catch him talking "silly" talk to them and chucking toys about etc etc...............but he doesn't like dogs!! :rolleyes: x

  5. We went for a nice walk this evening round some local fields. They have mown the centre for the football pitches but left the outside for the dog walkers. I think that is a good idea and should be done in most parks. There are several dog poo bins at various places around the edge of the field but we still saw at least 6 full poo bags hanging in the bushes and it makes me so angry!!It's not far to walk to put it in the bin and it gives all dog walkers a bad name! :angry: We met several other dog walkers and dogs and I am happy to say that my girls are very well behaved when they meet other dogs but will stay close to me if they are not allowed to greet them. Here are a few pics.

     

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