Trudi

Why do you need to stay out of controversial? I have looked and read your responses and they seem pretty calm and reasonable to me Edit - that was to Amber

Ooh Richard (of the sane variety) - our mutual former employers have sold the large call centre in Nottingham to Capita, I am told there are lots of middle managers sh***ing themselves right now You ought to get your shoulder seen to by a doctor too Good Luck at the hospital KP

Am wondering why my husband can make a computer do anything and set up complex networks etc etc but is incapable of using a cashpoint machine to get money out

Morning Snow I used vaseline with aloe vera for my cracked nose and lips - healed really quick, just need a quick cure for the chesty cough and bunged up nose bit now Amber - Try to ignore Matty's rumour mongering, your true friends will know what is truth and what isn't and you don't need to waste any energy on those who may believe him Employment peeps - when i knocked myself out at work last week should I be paid for the time i had off? I was sent home (and casualty) Thursday night and had Friday off too, the mean gits have docked my pay for the time off

Morning, I am increasingly amazed at the amount of snot my nose is producing and would like it to stop now please Hubby has passed his computer fundamentals diploma and will be getting a photo taken for the college magazine cos he passed all the components faster than anyone else ever has (3 weeks). I am a lot proud of him

Prawny they'll just be wanting to tell you they actually found your brain anyone that needs/wants one rmf: I think i *may* have a little carried away yesterday, in my enthusiasm to return the house to it's normal state after being cleared of mrsa I seem to have thrown all towels, crockery and utensils in the bin had to do emergency shopping this morning as hubs was not best pleased to get out of the shower to no towels

I think (from personal experience) that you only truely realise the controlling nature of the relationship once you are away from it. Whilst you're in the midst of the relationship you spend so much of your time and energy trying to rationalise and excuse your partners behaviour that you don't see them for what they are. It takes a great deal of strength to break away and my heart goes out to anyone who thinks they are currently involved in such a relationship

Arsenal

boy

Prawn

Drama

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!" :lol:

tyres

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