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  2. Aunty Melps Life Tips

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    Dear Aunty Melps :flowers:

     

    Thank you very much for the excellent advice that you provided for my 'friend' with the hair removal problem.

     

    Having imparted your words of wisdom to her, she would like me to point out that:

     

    a. her lady garden is not (and I quote your good-self here - *flabby* )

     

    b. she has discovered an allergy to the sight of boiled ham, and

     

    c. she is distressed that she may not have explained her 'problem' sufficiently well, as she was, in fact, referring to her difficulties in removing unwanted hair from her rather hobbity-type feet.

     

    I shall ensure in future, that any friends of mine are more specific in their requests for advice to minimise the risk of any unnecessary confusion or additional trauma to all parties concerned.

     

    Many thanks for your kind attention.

     

    Concerned of Lincolnshire.

  3. Aunty Melps Life Tips

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    Dear Aunty Melps :flowers:

     

    I have heard it mentioned in Fugee folklore that a friend of yours has a hairy triangle.

     

    I was wondering if you had ever seen the hairy triangle and if you could answer the following questions :unsure:

     

    Is it hairy?

     

    Is it triangular?

     

    Do you have a picture of it that you could share with us?

     

    Many thanks

     

    Inquisitive of Ipswich

  4. Aunty Melps Life Tips

    in Non Animal Chat

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    Dear Concerned from Lincolnshire,

    No I am not :unsure: I maybe had a few glasses of Port here and there but I don't actually like pies. :biggrin:

    But I think Aunty Melp might not have any advise for me?

    Yours

    Mad from Magor

     

     

    Dear Mad from Magor

     

    I am sorry about the case of mistaken identity.

     

    I am sure Aunty Melps will be along to answer your problem soon, I expect she has gone for another fuffle or fumble or something :smile_anim:

     

    Yours, concerned of Lincolnshire

  6. Aunty Melps Life Tips

    in Non Animal Chat

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    Dear AuntyMelp

    During the winter months someone must have jinxed me and has ensure (due to 'orrible black magic no doubt) that I have gained at least 2 stone and as a result I don't fit in many clothes of mine without looking like a sausage. Obviously I would like your advise how to she those 2 stone quick but I also would like your advise how I can identify this person and how I could jinx it too.

    Yours greatful

    Mad from Magor

     

    Dear Mad from Magor

     

    Are you my 'friend' with the hair removal problem? (The one that ate all the pies and who is now looking for a mirror? :unsure: )

     

    Concerned from Lincolnshire xx

  7. Aunty Melps Life Tips

    in Non Animal Chat

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    Dear Aunty Melps :flowers:

     

    I have a 'friend' who is very distressed about a problem with the removal of unwanted hair :blush02:

     

    She is going on holiday soon and recently purchased a device called an epilator, which although a tad scarey and painful (as I am led to believe), did the job nicely :thumbsup_still:

     

    Her current distression is, I believe, that during the cold winter months she accidentally ate all the pies, and now, there are certain areas of her body on which she would like to use the aforementioned epilator, but, unfortunately, due to consumption of aforementioned pies, she cannot physically see the areas in question in order to safely remove aforementioned unwanted hair :unsure:

     

    Yours, in confidence (on behalf of a friend :ph34r_anim: )

     

    Concerned of Lincolnshire xx

  11. Posting On Behalf Of One-eyed-dog

    in Animal Chat

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    Ellie has asked me to let you know that Lucy will be leaving for Rainbow Bridge at 11am tomorrow.

     

    She has asked that no-one replies to this post as she will not be able to read it, she just wanted those that care to be aware of the situation.

     

    Ellie's phone will be switched off tomorrow and she has also asked for no-one to PM or email her as she will not be able to deal with any messages; she will also not be around on here for a while but didn't want anyone to think she was ignoring them.

     

    Bless you Ellie and Lucy, you are so devoted to each other, I'm so sorry I never got to meet the world's best junkyard dog.

     

    Terri xxxxxxxxxx

  18. Updated Photos Of Tigre!

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    He looks much happier, bless him :wub:

     

    I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog I cannot have another dogI cannot have another dog I cannot have another dog

     

     

    I'm sure there's room for another little one on that hoooge sofa :heart: :biggrin:

     

    Thank goodness he's in safe hands now :GroupHug:

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