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I've only met Lee twice, but he was the first thing I thought about this morning. Can't imagine how you're feeling! Smoke, smoke, coffee, tea and more smokes?

Lee, the big giraffe Really hope it's not anything to worry about, Di. Give him a cuddle from me.

But you aren't meeting me.

I have just spent 15 minutes running all over the hospital looking for a jumper that a woman, who I think was drunk and had recently been beat up , said she lost. I finally had to give up and tell her I couldn't find it. She was speaking to a nurse in A&E then and he was re-iterating that she hadn't come in with a jumper! I hot now!

Nice!! I am frickin exhausted (hungover) and the tired bit has just hit me. I'm like a zombie. I just left the office into the main corridor and realised I didn't have any shoes on.

I cry all the time at that show. It's a beautiful show. ALthough Ty really really needs to stop shouting all the time!!

Kelly - It's time to lay down the law and give your useless, good for nothing Estate Agent a frickin massive lecture. Has he forgotten that HE WORKS FOR YOU and not the other way around? He is getting a good amount of money for you guys - tell him he better pull up his frickin socks or you will be writing a strongly worded letter to his company about his incompetence and disgusting, rude behaviour by calling you a liar. Never mind - what is his number, I'll call him. for you

I thought that said 'roll' and not 'rollie', which made me hungry. I'm hungry now.

You betcha. Yes mam

You think I'd be sitting here? At work? Boiling? I'd be on the phone to a lot of people (you included) saying 'We're going on holiday - pack yer bags!!!' Sorry, it's 7 pounds and 30 pence.

at the image! I can share my Euromillions winnings with you (£7.30)

No, it isn't about posting pics at all, but I've recently been called an attention seeker. Oops, wait, is that attention seeking?

Hope you get oldie grey, Claire. Hope this isn't too 'attention seeking', but some piccies from the weekend: Some of the festival site with the Wickerman in the background Fire people The burning man!! And even though he's doing my head in at the mo, I really like this picture

Oh my god Trudi. Please get to the docs STAT. Thinking of you. Marion - Hope you feel loads better soon. Ray - Glad you survived. Willow! Jules (Tempest) - Hope you feel better soon. Jules (Kats Inc) - Hi sweet pea!

Di - Can you let Karen know I'll send you / her the photos this weekend? I have been a) a slack ass about it, b) away and c) well, I have no other excuses.

Me too. I had to finally change the channel during the castration bit.

I have been been crying my eyes out watching that. It's not the eating meat, it's the eating meat from horrific hell holes known as factory farming. If I cannot get locally sourced, free range meat here on the Island, easier than it is now, I am thinking about giving it up all together.

Um, no. I took the dogs out walking in the most vile outfit ever last night. I don't *think* anyone noticed.

See, I knew some smarty would come along. Been meaning to read Coppinger's 'Dogs' for a long time, actually. Thanks for the interesting viewpoints peeps.

Ohhh Grey's Mum, I like that.

Just wondering how kinda bizarre it is that we take these animals in and call them our 'own', like we 'own' them and that they're 'ours'. We did it to them - they used to be wild, free, creatures until we decided that we 'wanted' them and now make them completely dependant on us. Who gave us that right? Why do we do it? Why do we feel the need to 'own' things? Things along those lines. There is obviously some very smart person who is going to tell me everything that makes total sense, but my excuse is that I was drunk.

I think I might have drank too much wine last night but I had very weird conversations in my head about the whole concept of pet ownership - last night it just struck me as really really weird.

Not quite enough to buy Alan out Cheryl, but I'm working on it.

Happy Anniversary Kazz and Dave.

It is 1% towards the purchase of my tipi, which could change my life. Ask them to endorse it and then take it to the Bank on the cheque and they should cash it for you. Steph - So sorry about JamesBrown.