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I am weeing myself with laughter... I was on the phone to Wendy when my stark naked hubby wearing nothing but a yellow marigold on one hand wandered in.... now that same naked rubber gloved man is trying to convince Nog that he is NOT about to do something orrid to him in the shower...and Nog is having NONE of it... cue much running about of dog and naked man and shreiks of laughter from me

Robs R&R has flown by, he goes back to Afghanistan tomorrow for another 8 weeks

Amber

Congrats MRS Maxnjazz Wendy you are allowed to feel sad about the changes to your relationship with Allan. After all the excitement over my car passing its MOT yesterday and not costing a fortune after all - hubby blew the exhaust on his last night so is currently over at the ehaust place spending the money we saved yesterday grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Tho I know somone who owes me a fiver which can go towards it

We are going out for supper tonight, candles and an open fire and the company of my best mate... and I don't have to cook yippeeeeeee

I am soooooooooooooooo pleased that I did for real do both of the following and came very close to throwing my arms round Brian the salesman £40 straight pass do not go to jail do not spend £200 on a lambda sensor WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT PASSED FIRST TIME!!!

Well I'm back and now waiting to hear how my car gets on. Rob decided we needed a trip over to Calne to get another of his disposable cameras developed with more Afghanistan piccies, so we had a wander round and I got even more books from the charity shops Bought 2 lovely rolls from the nice design your own sandwhich place which were supposed to be for lunch but have already been scoffed I had ham, egg, tomato and onion and Rob had a Wiltshire Wallop and very nice they were too.

Morning, I will again be taking my car to the garage for it's MOT *fingers crossed*

Since it's after the watershed I shall share with you my experience which that Monkey pic reminds me of... When Nick was little I used to regularily go over to Penscynor Wild Life Park, several times a week in fact, they had an area where the monkeys had a runway over the path and the main enclosure had a full length glass pane so you were only a glass width away from them. One day my sister in law decided to come with me, we had been walking around in the winter sunshine enjoying the fact the park was relatively empty when we came up to the monkey area. I had already warned her to look up and check there were no monkeys in the walkway as they had a habit of peeing on people as they walked under it Claire couldn't get over how close you were to the monkeys, and one chap in particular took an interest in her, he started to grin at her, and she grinned back, that led to him sticking his tongue out, so she stuck hers out too, he chattered his teeth, so did she, he turned round and wiggled his bum at her and naturally she turned and wiggled hers at him. As she bent over tho I noticed this wicked look on his face, I didn't have time to warn her (not that I would have anyway ) as she wiggled her arse in his face he grabbed his willy and started masturbating like mad. If I hadn't had Nicks pushchair to hold me up I would have collapsed in a heap on the floor laughing, Claire thought I was laughing at her so she wiggled some more and he jerked off even faster... by this time I couldn't speak, I couldn't breath, I was doubled over and tears were running down my face, it was as much as I could do to point weakly at the window. When she turned round and saw what he was doing he GRINNED at her a hugeeeeeeeeee grin and ejaculated... her shriek of "you dirty bugger" finished me completely, I screamed with laughter and my knees finally gave way ... I could NOT get up, nor could I stop laughing. In fact I didn't stop laughing for the entire rest of the day, every time I remembered her face I just about weed myself.

Yep I posted a link to the dreadful interview in question by the BBC yesterday sam, here it is again tho http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/scrumv/onthebox...206_alfie.shtml Essentially the non story was that Mike Ruddock the Wales coach and credited in the media for being responsible for Wales winning the Grand Slam etc. suddenly quit citing family reasons, the exact same family reasons that he'd cited after last years 6 Nations AND during the New Zealand games. The media seemingly weren't willing to take his word for it and decided that there must have been something going on to have forced him to quit. It quickly turned into a media feeding frenzy and they decided to blame the team themselves and Gareth Thomas the Captain in particular and say they were bitter about Mike Rudduck being given an OBE for winning the 6 nations. It simply was not true nor was there ANY evidence to back it up, what is now known is that an independant journalist tried to sell this story to Wales On Sunday saying it was from an anonymous source within the Wales camp, WOS refused to publish so the story was sold to News of The World who of course ran it. Gareth Thomas was very upset and wanted to give his side of things, hence the BBc interview.. if you do watch it you'll see a man barely holding his temper and some of the worst twistings of words it's been my misfortune to see in a long time. It's disgraceful. Very shortly after the interview Alfie (Gareth Thomas) collapsed with a severe migraine and was taken to hospital where the damage to the artery in his neck was found. WOS have today published a report of the meeting at the WRU where Mike Rudduck quit and the investigation afterwards and have confirmed the the Wales team DID back Mike Rudduck, did NOT want him to leave and that Gareth Thomas has always dealt fairly with MR. It seems MR mayyyyyyyyyyy take action against the WRU but thats simply about a dispute over contracts and him being told to go now rather than see out his contract, nothing whatsoever to do with the team and everything to do with employer/employee disagreements. A complete NON story. Wales On Sunday Article: http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0500rugbyun...-name_page.html

No there's 2 more games each left yet Sam Ireland merely won their game against us today, it means that we need Scotland, England, France & Ireland to lose at least 1 game each for us to still have a chance of winning and frankly that seems a tad unlikely now. I can't describe just how angry I am at the disgraceful news media s*** stirring and attempts to invent a story which has directly affected the Wales team and was responsible for our Captain ending up in hospital and probably unable to play again for 3 months or more after damaging an artery in his neck during an indefensible 3 on 1 attack on him during a live TV interview last week. The truth has now been published but I have yet to see the BBC or News Of The World apologise..... nor do I think that they will.

Congratulations to Ireland on a well deserved win, and a pox on the head of the editor of the Lets Make Some Up News of The World and the producers of Scrum V for the invention and outright non story travesty of the past week whic undoubtedly contributed to the way we played today. Comfort food was nice tho and I had already logged off long before anyone here gave away the score so was able to watch the match without any clue as to the result.

I am tasked with providing comfort food for us to watch the game with, so as requested tea tonight will be giant yorkshire puddings filled with turkey sausages and barbque beans - yummmyyyyy

Thats fabulous Wendy, is she at all stiff now?

Today has been hectic so this is the first chance I have had to post. Rob decided for reasons known only to himself that Nick needed new jeans and some new shirts, taking Nick clothes shopping has to be high on my list of least favourite activities since at 19 he has very definate ideas about what he doesn't like and not very clear ideas about what he DOES like I used to have a rule that I applied which said if I liked it he'd hate it and if I hated it he'd love it, but sadly he's got wise to that now Sooooo after the obligatory teenage snarls and grumbles about it being twirrrrrrlyyyyyyyyyy and not neeeeding any clothessss and the whyyyyyyy have we got to go nowwwwwwwwwwwww? We finally got out just after 10, and had to be back by 12:30 for Nick to go to work. Can I add that also high on my list of least fave activities is being rushed around the Outlet Village. Anyway cutting out the boring we went to this that and t'other shops we amazingly did manage to persuade Nick to a) try a few things on (to my complete astonishment) and b) get him to agree to buy some items (last 2 x he's been clothes shopping he came back with DVD's and no new clothes at all). The most surreal thing is that we bought him 3 pairs of jeans, a black hoodie, 1 pair of trainers, 1 pair of trainer type boot things, 2 dressy type shirts AND a black suede smart jacket all for the grand total of £140 then Nick went off on his own and spent £40 of his own money on a single shirt kids!!

Congrats on your new addition Kazz Wendy actually as far as Scotland goes, I do have a lot of empathy for them as coming into the competition of the "home" teams they were the underdogs and they really have played out of their skins and incredibly bravely, so rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzz *laffin* As for England had they won I actually would have congratulated them too (but maybe not as redly or excitedly) Lil note whilst England may have beaten Wales in 1 game, they now cannot equal our Triple Crown, Grand Slam & 6 Nations win the only prize left now is the 6 Nations itself, and that can now be won by England, Scotland & France and whoever wins tomorrow out of Wales vs Ireland.

LMAO@ that sign I have to say WAY TO GO SCOTLAND!!! Fabulous game and you well deserved the win, to have held their pack with a 7 stone disadvantage was nothing more than guts and heroism, thanks to BOTH teams for an enjoyable game. Of course this does now mean that no one can take away Wales's Grand Slam and that the Championship is wide open again!! Funniest moment, the daft comentator on the France Italy match who said "of course he's getting on a bit now cos he's 33 though his legs are younger" .... the mind boggles

I am watching the Rugby too and yelling for Scotland

I have finished downloading and installing new programs. I have watched what Scrum V did to Gareth Thomas and am fuming (Rick if you haven't seen it take a look http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/scrumv/onthebox...206_alfie.shtml )

I've been up since 8 but am downloading some rather large programs so have one eye on that at the moment. to anyone needing/wanting one.

Frank Ifield - I Remember You

Age Run free at the bridge Beauty

Amber Wendy if the car does get stuck over in Swindon I'll take you up on that offer. Right thats now the 5th day on the trot I have been faffing about doing something on either hubbys old laptop or the new one, I have installed absolutely everything he could possibly want or need AND have given him remote access to my pc so he can copy stuff across in his own time. I QUIT!!! Hopefully I can now have a few quiet mins catching up with everything here.

Well that was short and sweet ... got to the garage and as I got out of the car Martin (the mechanic) came out and told me that unfortunately the MOT guy has had something come up so can't do it today after all. She's rebooked in for Monday now, which is cutting it fine if anything does need doing before Rob goes back. Richard I will have a look on Ebay, the problem is that there isn't really an auto electrician any closer than the Chrysler dealers themselves and we don't know which sensor might have failed (theres 2 different ones in the exhaust system apparently) so it'd need to go on the diagnostic thingy first to identify the problem and then sort it, so I might as well have it done there as they hopefully have those parts in stock. Last time when this looked like what I'd have to do the dealer said if they didn't have the part they'd need to order it from Germany, which meant a delay, and obviously I can only drive 1 car at a time so if my car is in Swindon I need to have a second driver & car available to do the shuttling back and forth which is why I hoped to get this done whilst Rob was home. Ah well, have to keep fingers crossed Monday she isn't going to cause problems.